I was spanked and whipped for my 22nd birthday.

On top of the best bubble bath and sex I have ever had.

Bye Haters.

But not really. I love you all.

thefandommenace:

I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things 

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henryandhisbrain:

Dear Yahoo,

If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.

If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.

Regards

Tumblr Users

tumblr quiz bowl:

queerhairyvag:

feministd1rection:

allycookies:

which appears in the “gay rights” tag more?

a. same love by macklemore
b. the love is all you need video
c. that fucking “love is love” gif
d. a fandom related sign from a gay rights rally
e. a straight person saying “we’re not all like that”

answer: it doesn’t matter because they’re all shitty and annoying

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once again, a straight white man is a leading face for gay culture and black music. ffs

niggawitamacbook:

It’s cute that JLo is still trying to do the whole music thing


thegoddamazon:

bana05:

Goddess.

Basically me with white men.

(Source: tangoingturians)